Pox News has released another video purported to be from international terrorist George Bush. The grainy images were received at Murdoch headquarters (motto: Fair and Balanced) yesterday and were delivered by anonymous post.
In the images, a tired and weary looking Bush is heard making threats against Americans and, in particular, those who do not subscribe to his ideal of world domination. The location of the video has yet to be determined by the CIA (who are working with the same diligence that didn't prevent 9/11). Voice experts have determined that the voice is that of Bush but that the words appear to be written by his loyal deputy Dick Cheney (believed dead for the last 5 years).
In the video, Bush assails all who oppose him and threatens an all out attack on the civil liberties of American citizens and anyone else who happens to be passing by! Bush did offer a truce under certain pre-conditions, namely that voting and elections be scrapped and that he be President for life. The international terrorist mastermind further threatened to scrap all education and healthcare funding in order to rebuild important oil terminals in Iraq (sorry, he's already doing this). Experts further noted that loyal deputy Tony Bin Blair appeared to be licking Bush's toes while the video was being shot.