Ask Cindy Sheehan... a simple black t-shirt with some strategic masking tape will get you thrown out of any State of the Union address you happen to attend.
Looks like the Fashion Police... um, I mean the Secret Service is gonna have a much harder job now.
I guess the Secret Service boys are going to start throwing out folks for wearing blaze orange to a Cheney public appearance.
How about Elmer Fudd T-Shirts? Beer T-shirts? Ducks Unlimited Stickers... better not have one on your car! And for God's sake... Don't wear a Partridge Family t-shirt with the adorable little birds lined up across your chest!
Seriously... wanna lay odds on the first person to get thrown out for wearing orange that's just a little too bright to the next Cheney speech?
But, officer, my grandma knitted that sweater for me for Christmas!!
C'mon get happy...
R