A port-gate, Chertoff, Bin Laden connection?
Bush bringing the bomb to a port near you?
Too wacky? Look at the facts, below.
(Note: Yes--I snark. But 99% of this is fact. Like Stephanie Miller says, you can't tell the Onion headlines from the real ones any more.)
Specifically:
- Bush, in a Presidential debate, agreed with Kerry that the number 1 danger to the U.S. is "loose nukes" out of Russia.
- Bush, however, put John Bolton in charge of the U.S. loose nukes program, and--predictably--Bolton threw temper tantrums, insulted the Soviets, and brought the program to a screeching halt. So there are more loose nukes under Bush.
- Any nuclear weapons would probably be smuggled through a port. The 9/11 Commission gave Bush failing grades on both port security and loose nukes.
- Dubai is not only a major center for the Russian mafia, is it also a world hub for smuggling arms, including nuclear (including between Pakistan and Iran).
- The Dubai contract has a highly unusual stipulation--saying they are NOT required to keep any records on U.S. soil. This means THEY CAN HIDE THEIR RECORDS from U.S. security and legal authorities.
- The master-spy in charge of protecting us from weapons of mass destruction coming from Iran was Valery Plame. She, and all her spies, and all their contacts, were compromised by someone in the White House. And the White House still refuses to cooperate on that investigation.
- The Dubai deal was cut without telling the U.S. public, the Congress, OR THE PRESIDENT!!! (Note: If anyone plays the "race card"--please remind them, it is NOT "the Arabs", it's "the global Cronies," running the country AROUND the government.)
- Finally: Remember Chertoff's insistance that he couldn't talk about the Dubai deal because it is secret-secret-secret? Apparently he is the only person permitted to know about it. Now think of Chertoff's face. Now think of his face with a beard and turban. Look familiar? And it WOULD explain what happened to FEMA.
I'm just saying...