They should bring in Diebold voting booths.
I can just see Karl Rove in his scivvies holed up in a hotel room in a gleeful hyper-caffinated sweat while he twists up the results to fit his 2008 Republican agenda.
"Immigration, immigration, yeah, that's the ticket, we can look at the borders instead of at Iraq or Iran or North Korea or China... our way of life is threatened by all of those brown people that aren't smart enough to buy better clothes or get their teeth bleached at least once a year."
"We'll develop some really harsh solutions for the avalanche of those dark heathens that are taking our jobs and leering at our virgins and we can probably find a way to blame them for this pesky global-warming nonsense - beans, gas, hmmm."
"We should use somehting like - 'God obviously doesn't like them, why should we?' I'll bet I can get McCain to fall in line if I promise to hamstring Frist. If anybody knows that I can handicap a race, it's that philandering - brain-washed - nut job McCain. Oh, God, the power. I have goosebumps. Hey, Ken..."