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When New Coke was brought out, and original Coke shelved, and brought back as "Coke Classic", it changed.
Coke Classic now has the gastronomical equivalent of Agent Orange, high fructose corn syrup, in it.
This evil substance, which contributes to obesity, tastes like crap.
But once a year, you can get the REAL coke, with Pure Cane Sugar.
Once only known to Jews, but now you can share in this trick without a circumcision.
Corn, is a grain, and on Passover, consumption of grain products is restricted.
Cue right wing senile gun nut for story:
Of you get KOSHER FOR PASSOVER Coke, it has no Corn Syrup, it's pure cane sugar.
How to find K4P Coke?  Go to a Kosher market, and then look at the CAP.
The regular stuff will just have an OU , but the good stuff, without corn, will have an OU-P .
So now you can stick it to the man, and get coke that's as original as it can be without cocaine.

Originally posted to LunkHead on Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 02:35 PM PDT.

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