Coke Classic now has the gastronomical equivalent of Agent Orange, high fructose corn syrup, in it.
This evil substance, which contributes to obesity, tastes like crap.
But once a year, you can get the REAL coke, with Pure Cane Sugar.
Once only known to Jews, but now you can share in this trick without a circumcision.
Corn, is a grain, and on Passover, consumption of grain products is restricted.
Cue right wing senile gun nut for story:
Of you get KOSHER FOR PASSOVER Coke, it has no Corn Syrup, it's pure cane sugar.
How to find K4P Coke? Go to a Kosher market, and then look at the CAP.
The regular stuff will just have an OU , but the good stuff, without corn, will have an OU-P .
So now you can stick it to the man, and get coke that's as original as it can be without cocaine.