As long as
language is today's hot topic, I thought I would throw my two cents in and let you all know what words offend me.
C'mon, you know you want to see what's down there...
Meme
Would you mother*** please stop using the word meme. Meme this. Meme that. The new meme. Just shut up already.
Scheidenfreud
Since when does taking a German word and using it over and over again make you smart?
Pony
Ponies are offensive to me, period. They're too little to ride and too big to sit in your lap. If God ever made a more useless animal, I'd like to see it.
Bushit
Heh, heh. You added "it" after Bush's name and made a naughty.
Armando
I don't even think this needs explaining.
Breaking
If you're writing it, it's already broken.
Wherein
What the fuck are you, a lawyer? Only lawyers are allowed to use wherein and that's only sparingly. Stop it, fuckers.
Neil Young
I got it already. He wrote a fucking protest song about Bush. Whoopeefuckingdoo. Don't get me wrong, I like Neil Young, but enough of the "viral marketing," you transparent sons a (edited for Loligolli).
O'Lielly
Oh look. You slammed somebody by changing his name. How God damned clever of you. What are you, 12?
LOL
I don't believe for a second you "laughed out loud." More likely you chuckled quietly as to not disturb your wife, roomate, children, pets. If you did laugh out loud AND rolled on the floor, then I think you're a nut.
Hunter
He's too talented and you are not qualified to utter his name.
Pootie
I'm talkin' to you PhillyGal. That's right. Oh, don't you eyeball me, girl. Okay, we're cool then.
hink
Update!
By semi-popular demand, the following words have been added to the banned list:
Rethug,
Framing,
I just wet myself a little,
Watermelon,
MetaJesus,
MetaDiary,
Never Meta diary I didn't like,
Meta,
Conflate,
Confetti,
Con queso,
Truthiness,
Truthinessless,
Lenth,
My Armory,
Labradoodle,
Cocker Spaniel,
Google,
Hegemonic,
buhdydharma,
I just threw up a little in my mouth,
Congresscritters,
Congressfritters,
Freedom fries,
Betty Davis Eyes,
Snark,
Snarky,
CPO Sharkey,
Update,
Spell check