Maybe Midland and Odessa have fewer people than I thought, but in his "caught big fish speech", GWBu also says,
"...I was raised in West Texas, in the middle of the desert, a long way away from anywhere, hardly. ..."
Really? Did he drop off by Toshi Station to pick up some power converters? How about hunting womp rats? Or did he slink around the sands of Tatooine in a brown robe and do the Jedi mind trick on people as he waited for a chance to overthrow Darth Vader?
Your guess is as good as mine.