In a poll released Friday, May 12th 2006, the Washington Post trumpeted the coming of a new generation of heroes. These new patriots are bound together, all 182 million of them, by a glorious revelation that freedom is not free. These, the "Patrick Henry's" of our generation, have realized that the price of freedom is, ironically,...freedom.
Harken to this glorious new world, it's just over the rainbow ...
Lead by their resplendid Commander-in-Chief, these brave foot soldiers have seen the grave dangers facing this nation, and have vowed to meet them. This new generation understands that the threat faced by this country is unprecedented. They look back sadly at the cowards who preceeded them, for they lived in times of Peace and Security. Those "pansies of yesteryear" would never have imagined such grave danger as we now face. What will this New Generation do to meet the challenges??????
THEY WILL MEET THIS MENACE WITH LILY-LIVERED COWARDICE
To those who have yet to see the light...shame. Do you not know that "oceans no longer protect us"???
And shame on this new generation of cowardly oceans as well!!!
In times gone by, Americans could count on the protection of the Atlantic ocean from a fleet of British warships carrying troops determined to squash the mutiny of New English colonists. This ocean protected us once again from the threat of English frigates carrying dragoons bent on burning the Whitehouse. This ocean was later joined by the Pacific in shielding us from an onslaught of Japanese fighter jets, thwarting their aims at Bombing Pearl Harbor. They stauchly shielded us from the ICBMs aimed at us by "godless commies" .
But, in this dangerous new world, the heirs to the great protector oceans have FAILED in their sentry duties. The Oceans refused to warn us of impending doom from Airliners within our borders. In fact, they, having grown piping hot due to a fictional theory called "global Warming", attacked this nation, laying waste to our southern coast.
Thankfully, our new generation of heroes have pledged to meet the threat, both from terrorists and from oceans, by going incognito. They will disguise this Democracy in a "cloak of Totalitarianism" in order to infiltrate the enemies we face. If only the generation that faced Hitler had the foresight to adopt this brave strategy, perhaps we would have won WWII. But that generation was not courageous enough to strip off the trappings of Democracy, and look where it has gotten us.
If only the founders of this nation had known how "threatened" we, living today, would be, they would have foreseen, as they wrote our Constitution, how superfluous a "bill of rights" would be. But alas, we were given rights hampering our Governments efforts to "protect" us.
What should we do about this insidious threat, exposing this nation, causing it to stand out, this thing we call a "constitution"?? The New Generation knows the answer:
Burn it! along with all the books glorifying the cowards who came before us.
And as the members of the New Generation don their brown shirts, let us all rest assured that even if the Oceans won't protect us, Big Brother will.