According to Google, Elmhurst, Illinois, has the highest percentage of "sex" searches for anywhere in the United States.
Elmhurst is my hometown. I was born and raised there. I still know many people that live there. Most of my closest friends were born and raised there too. And apparently they are all perverts, sickos and deviants.
Elmhurst is about 15 miles west of Chicago's Loop. It's conveniently located between three major expressways and is just south of O'Hare Airport. A train ride to the Loop takes about 20 minutes.
Elmhurst has almost 43,000 residents and the median income is about $81,500. It is 93 percent white and almost half its residents have at least a college degree. The median age is 39 and 47 percent of Elmhurst's work force is in executive or management positions.
As you might imagine, Elmhurst is a rather conservative town. It is home to at least 28 churches and Elmhurst College is affiliated with the United Church of Christ. It also is a longtime Republican stronghold. Henry Hyde (R-Illinois) has represented the area in Congress for decades.
Frankly, I'm surprised Elmhurst rated at the top of Google sex searches. When I last lived there, the Internet was in it's infancy and Google didn't exist. My sex searches consisted of visiting nearby Stone Park and its many bars and "Fashion Shows."
But there are two things about Elmhurst you should know that puts everything into perspective. Despite it's conservative appearance, Elmhurst is filled with sweet-ass GOP poon tang and hot, steaming hot Republican cock.