Dearest Darling Red State:
I'm writing to tell you how sorry we here at Kos all feel for you.
We're sorry that one of your founders turned out to be a
rampant plagiarist.
We're sorry that he had so few of his own thoughts that he couldn't even manage to write a movie review without stealing from someone else.
We're sorry that you've become so irrelevant that your recommended diaries can't manage to even get 10 comments, while ours easily top 250.
We're sorry that your very fist attempt at actual activism... meaning putting your support behind a grassroots candidate still has him trailing by 18 in the polls, while we... slow and painful as our process may be... are putting the fear of God into real candidates.
And mostly, We're sorry that this whole "Kos is corrupt" shit... isn't even really getting your troops very fired up. One comment, huh?
It took Democrats 40 years of power in the Senate to turn corrupt. It's taken you only 10 and these next years are going to be tough, huh?
So please... while the embarrassment level is still low:
Shut Your... Nine? Eleven? Thirteen?... Fucking Pie Holes.