From the
Department of Insanity Department.
Last night's
Late Night With Ahkmed on Al-Jazeera:
10. It will be months before the street sweepers clean up this mess.
9. Do you know how hard it is to get windows in this town?
8. Dust in the latte again, damnit.
7. You'll never get the keys again Hakim! Hello, Allstate? You won't believe what happened! Shit, I just waxed that!
6. Virgins are in shorter and shorter supply. Be sure to call ahead. You'd hate to die and then not get laid.
5. Kiss of death on the resume.
4. Al-Jazeera has all the stock footage they need. And the reruns are already in syndication.
3. Do you want to be "just another suicide bomber"? Do something new and suicidal. Vote Republican.
2. It's so yesterday. I mean its been done to death! Watch the ad, man. It's mainstream.
and finally...
1. This is your brain on C4. It'll kill you dude.