This week, President Bush (A.K.A. President Syphills) celebrated his 60th birthday in my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Celebrating alongside with another crooked leader who thinks he has unlimited power, Mayor Richard M. Daley.
Then came the Press Conference, which is painful to hear considering the fact that our President, the great decider, the man who is solving the global warming crisis, can't speak a word of English.
Last year, before I entered the daily kos community, I wrote for tblog.com, where I was basically one of the very few staunch liberal bloggers. At this time, last year, I debut an installment of Bush's slip-ups of the tongue. I titled the installment, "Bushism."
My reasoning for listing Bush's failure to grasp the English language, was to show Americans, both his supporters, and his detractors, just who is in charge of this great nation. I'll admit, I find it amusing to read back some of Bush's greatest mistakes. Though, I'll admit, it makes kinda quesy, considering the fact that this chimp, got well over 50 million votes in the 2004 Presidential election. And, the fact he was the heir to his father's throne.
I asked myself, why list Bush's mistakes, again?
Well, they're just so damn funny.
Without any further ado, I present to you, Bushisms.
"See in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." George W. Bush-Greece, New York, May 24, 2005
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." George W. Bush-Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
"I think war is a dangerous place." George W. Bush-Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003
"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." George W. Bush-Washington, D.C., 9/23/04
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the President of the United States and the world would be a lot better off." George W. Bush, 2nd Presidential Debate, St. Louis, Missouri, 10/8/04
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the Nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1/29/03
"I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." George W. Bush, Charleston, West Virginia, 1/27/02
"We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts acelerated and by thinking about tax rebates." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., 10/4/01
"I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right time to protect you, and I'm not going to accept a lousy bill out of the United Nations Senate." George W. Bush, South Bend, Indiana, 10/31/02
"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independences says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a creator." George W. Bush to religious and community leaders in Moscow, 5/24/02
My eyes are strained from just reading this pile of shit. But, I think it's necessary to read these comical acts of stupidity, just to remind us, who is in charge of our country, and if we're really headed in the right direction.
Next time, more wonderful musings from the wonderful world of Bushisms.