What Wonkette didn't show us: What exactly happened to Republican strategist Jack Burkman after propositioning a lesbian. (OK, OK, so I cheated and it isn't part of 2816 series. However, this was in the photoset of one that was and I simply couldn't resist capping this picture.)
"You know, Herb, I think it's great that you've found religion and all that but so help me, if you say, "Give us this day our daily bread" one more time..."
He's not long on words, but Brad nonetheless gave an unforgettable review of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.
"C'mon, lady, I'm on vacation! Look, go see another car insurance broker. We're all the same, anyway...
Another day at Lieberman campaign HQ.
Even when successful, Hawaiian shirt interventions are sad affairs...
The inscription reads, "Xiao Chiang, 24th empress of China, Ming Dynasty. She Gave Great Facials."
After superstardom came the inevitable backlash from the Red Balloon's old friends who'd resented him for forgetting them.
Scaffolding Aid 2005.
World's Worst Summer Jobs, #5: Being a seeing eye human for blind mimes recently escaped from prison who really can't find their way out of that invisible box.
"AND I'LL KEEP GETTING TATTOOS UNTIL YOU LOVE ME, DADDY!"
Benetton model blinded in freak shawl accident. Film @ 11...
Perhaps not oddly, when Gus McCluskey got his 27th consecutive Christmas tie from his kids, he spit on his hands and commenced wrapping plastic bags around their heads.
"Found anything?" "Nah, just Saddam's old Playboys." Reps. Curt Weldon and Peter Hoekstra continue looking for those WMD's.
"Found anything, yet?" Reps. Curt Weldon and Peter Hoekstra continue... Hell, you know the rest...
JP
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