While IVF results in a successful pregnancy approximately
30.7% of the time, it would appear the GOP, in concert with
Dear Leader, is having dramatically increased success converting all discarded blastocysts at raging, superproductive
fetus farms which in turn are churning out high yield
boys and girls who will not in fact be destined for the
spare parts factory after all.
Amazing what a bit of right-wing religious prayer and love can do to duplicate perfect uterine conditions. Within one short week, the issue of publicly-funded stem cell research has mutated into something so malevolently distorted one could be forgiven for believing legislators were voting to keep orphans from being dragged off to black-site laboratories in Eastern Europe for organ and limb harvesting.
[Yeah it's short and pithy i know..]