Dig: I'm Jewish. Howard Dean's Jewish. "Dubya" is goyish.
If you live in a blue state, you are Jewish. It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in a blue state, you're Jewish. If you live in Crawford, TX, you're going to be goyish even if you're Jewish. If your red state is trending blue, we're holding an appointment at the mikveh for you in November.
Fundraising at a lobster dinner with tiramisu and a table visit from the candidate is goyish. Overnight netroots fundraising is Jewish. Paid advertising in expensive media markets is goyish. Polling is goyish. Youtube campaign videos are Jewish. Meetups were Jewish. MoveOn is Jewish. The D-Trip is goyish. The DLC is very goyish.
Murray Waas is Jewish. David Sirota, Joe Conason: Jewish. David Broder, Tim Russert, Chris Matthews: so goyish. David Brooks, David Horowitz, Jonah Goldberg: a shonda, each. James Carville is Jewish even though he's very goyish. Ari Fleischer is goyish even though we could never get over that he's Jewish.
Joe Lieberman is goyish (now). Ned Lamont is Jewish (now). Barack Obama, Jewish. Chuck Schumer, goyish. Lindsay Graham is Reform Jewish. Bill Clinton is Jewish, and not just by marriage.
Kos is Jewish. Armando is Jewish. Thursday Next is goyish. johnnygunn is very goyish. Bill in Portland, ME is very, very Jewish. Hunter is goyish, but a tzadik.
Diaries are goyish, even if Kos invented them. Comments are Jewish. Long comment threads are very Jewish. Front-page posting privileges are goyish. Promotions to the front page are Jewish. Troll-rating is goyish.
With apologies to ... well, where do I even begin ...