In Minnesota news of the weird and disgusting, Senator Norm Coleman's dad was arrested for having sex in a vehicle, just outside a pizza joint in St. Paul.
From the Star Tribune:
The 81-year-old father of U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman was cited for lewd conduct and indecent exposure Tuesday for allegedly having sex in a vehicle with a 38-year-old woman, according to police reports.
Coleman's response (with my perception of what he was thinking) below.
His statement was short, but potentially funny.
"I love my father dearly(Thanks for passing that stamina to me!). I do not condone his actions or behavior (Daaaaaad! I'm a REPUBLICAN! You can't do this to me!), and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned(The cops who showed me crime scene photographs are gonna pay). He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with (I have a laywer going over his will as we speak), and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help (or at the minimum, a hotel room)."
Sorry for the short, pointless diary. It's hot, and I haven't posted anything "funny" in awhile. I also apologize for ripping off karateexplosions's format for The Scotty Show with Tony Snow.