I want to withdraw my diaries and comments so I can move them to an interest-bearing blog. When I first posted on DailyKos, I thought this was the kind of account where my diaries and comments would accumulate interest at market rates. Other blogs pay handsome dividends, and interest rates are
rising. Where's my piece of the action? What the fuck,
Atrios was giving out ponies regularly throughout the last three quarters. Ponies!
Instead, I find not only that I can't transfer my comments and diaries to an interest-bearing blog, not only that Kos is a multi-level-marketing
pyramid scheme, but that the assets I earn aren't even real money! Instead it's some sham Blogopoly currency called
mojo. I don't understand this "mojo" of which you speak, but apparently it has something to do with a secret agent named
Austin Powers and a late-sixties
band fronted by a man who may (or may not) be
dead.
By now I'm not the only person who has picked up the Castro connection. Think about it:
1. Deep connections to the 1960s (noted above).
2. Blog collectivization steals our homes and businesses.
3. First-name only ("Fidel," "Kos")
5. Neither has been seen in public for weeks.
Pay out my dividends, Kos, or I swear I will organize a blockade. Do you hear me? One way or the other, "Markos" -- if that is your name.