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Happy Hump Day Everyone. Before the frivolity, a few serious ones.

Cheers to BiPM.. Just because I can. Michael, Molly & Vegas..Love on you all too.

Cheers to JPUP.. Just because I can and cause I miss her.

Cheers to Friends.. Cause that is what all of you are

Cheers to those in uniform.. I may not like where you are, because I personally think the powers that be are misusing you. You do your duty, without fail because you are the best of the best. I will continue to pray for your safe return home, so please stay low and safe.

Cheers to Pastor Dan. Dan I love you and what you do here and over at baby blue. I am sorry that you are attacked for being one of the good guys in a sea of bad.

Cheers to Possum.. If you all have not read his diaries about his time in Nam, Please take the time to read and give him some love. The men and women who went there left too much there and were never given the love they deserve here. Let's let him and all those who were there that it is ok to come home.


 Vietnam, a personal story--Part 1
 Vietnam, a personal story--Part 2
 One Winter Day in Vietnam

This C&J is completely bogus and is in no way affiliated with BiPM C&J, Inc. Any facsimile between this lame attempt at snark and your daily fix from the snark master is only in your minds.... PERVERTS

Swoosh, Bang-A-Gong, Get-it-On...

Jeers to tax cuts.. Screw'n the Soldiers & Marines.


What kind of wedding would you have if money were no object? How about one with 10,000 flowers, 45 chefs, a 200-pound Grand Marnier Cake and live performances by Billy Joel and Tony Bennett. Sound excessive? Not for Donald Trump, who threw just such a bash when he married his third-wife Melania Krauss last year. The reception was held at his palatial 18-acre Mar-A-Lago club in Palm Beach. The star-studded guest list included such celebrities as Bill Clinton, Shaquille O'Neal, and Katie Couric. The showstopper was his bride's Christian Dior gown, which she modeled on the cover of Vogue last February, decorated with 1,500 rhinestones, it weighed 60 pounds

Hmmm, how much body armor could they have bought with that money???   60 pounds of rhinestones? That is one hell of a Bedazzler.

Jeers to the Fed Chairman.. F%%King America and the American worker.


Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke on Friday warned against protectionist measures that would crimp globalization and the increased trade and higher living standards it can bring.  "Further progress in global economic integration should not be taken for granted," Bernanke told an economics conference sponsored by the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City. "Geopolitical concerns, including international tensions and the risks of terrorism, already constrain the pace of worldwide economic integration and may do so even more in the future," he said.

Bernanke's remarks come as trade tensions have heightened between the United States and China and global trade talks have recently stalled. Americans have grown increasingly anxious about the potential to lose their jobs to competitors in China and India, two quickly emerging economic giants. Against that backdrop, U.S. lawmakers -- as politicians have through the centuries -- may be tempted to enact protectionist measures that would seek to slow globalization. But that would be unwise, Bernanke said


Yeah, it might keep some jobs here in the states for us to fight over.  You rich pompous ass, I can survive on what they pay an IT professional in India, when you lower the fudging cost of living here. Are you and your buddies willing to do that? Didn't think so.

Jeers to the MSM.. Boning the truth since Guttenberg
I do believe that FAUX News has won more AVN awards as fluffers for this administration than any one else.

Jeers to Lieberman... Massaging the prostate by sticking it up our asses.
He knows what is good for us and he is looking out for the health of our party.

Jeers to the Neocons.. Gleefully Sucking Us Off to Iran.
You can get your fresh meat for this war over at RS and LGF, I mean come on, who else is going to swallow this load.

Jeers to sleeping on the wet spot.
Congress Critters are crying tears on the pillow about the lack of intelligence about Iran's Nuclear program. 2 words, Valerie Plame. You fucking repuglicans outed her, and now you're bitching?  If it is that bad, why is Count Suckula (Robert Novak) not in Jail?

Jeers to 2-on-1.
Why is there always 2 R's for every D on the news? Now, a lot of people like a 3-some; but this is just disgusting.

Cough, Cough, Hack, Cough, Pa'teweee.. I had a pootie hair in my throat.

Doggie's dishwasher

I know you bastards left me some mac n' cheese

By the Numbers Iraq War.. (est. cost is to be 1 Trillion dollars)
At a million dollars a day, how long will it take to pay off this war.. 1 million days.
At a million dollars a day, how long will it take to pay off this war.. 2739.73 Years.
At a million dollars a day, 1 day would pay for how many kids to go to Harvard for a year.. 25 (40K/Year)
Using simple interest, at current Fed rate of 5.5%, the annual interest on 1 trillion dollars comes to 55,000,000,000 a year.
Using simple interest, at current Fed rate of 5.5%, the annual interest on 1 trillion dollars comes to 150,684,931.51 a day. A FREAKING 150 MILLION A DAY!!!!
I know how to fix this, let's cut taxes. They should be called NEROCONS, fiddling while America burns.

Here is a fun little linky It's your kids' future

Cheers to Pimin'..The Ride.
If you would like to ride on four 19 inchers, it can set you back over 3 Grand. That is one expensive rim job.

Cheers to Ho'in  the Garden.
The end of summer is one of the best times for fresh veggies.

Cheers to Lettuce, Cucumbers, Tomatoes, Cheese, Onions and other healthy foods.
Now go have fun and toss that salad.

Cheers to Swingers with long stiff shafts.. Jeers I do not get to golf as much as I like.
I swear, every time I play, I end up knocking my balls into the bushes.

Cheers to the Master Ass Smacker.. Paul Hackett.
That is what a fighting Dem looks like, smacking the asses that regurgitate republican talking points.

Cheers to Names that Match.. Peter King (R-NY).
Yep, he is one royal dick.

Jeers to lost put downs.. I here by revive the term PUD.

Some quick housekeeping details before I open the pool.
Terry, put your pants back on.
Schwede, quit staring at Terry's butt.
Marc, eej's eyes are up here and a blow up doll is not a floatation device.
Patti, leather is not an appropriate clothing choice for the pool.
PhillyGal, you will be responsible for the cat hair clogs in the drains.
Campanelli, your babies better have Huggie Swimmers on. BTW, Hanky Codes.. How many can a person have in a pocket???
Texas Blue Dot, You're going to have to share the cabana boy, Bill took several with him and we don't have enough to go around.
Robyn, Today's poem should not deal with a Man from Nantucket.
Kestrel9000, would it hurt you to throw in some 80's music..People will be Wang Chunging tonight ya know.
Sherm, That better be a Baby Ruth Bar.

Who ever took Bill's Rum and Burrito, please return them.. If I have to find you by the bubbles, your in trouble.

The Kiddie Pool is now open, Wet T-Shirt Contest optional.

Originally posted to Doggie269 on Wed Aug 30, 2006 at 05:57 AM PDT.

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