I've been coming to this site for the last year or so, and what I've been reading has been crazy and depressing. "This is bad," "that's bad," it's all so fucking bad. A gullible person would think that the world was about to end or something, but I've come to the conclusion that you are all just a bunch of whining bastards.
You complain, whinge, moan and bitch about nothing, all the time, just to try and make people feel bad so they'll vote against Bush. Yet most of the things you complain about are actually fine and dandy. And so below the fold is where you get a lesson about what's really going on.
THE ECONOMY
National debt is at an all-time high. The trade deficit is at an all-time high. I'll repeat that, an ALL-TIME HIGH. A record. And that STILL isn't good enough for you people. You guys aren't even happy when we break a frickin record - no, you're still bitching and moaning.
CONSUMERISM
You talk all the time about "people-power", and then in the next breath you complain about consumerism, like it's some kind of disease. Are you all morons? Consumerism IS people-power!
Without the people-power of consumerism, America wouldn't be what it is today. A year ago I only had three blades on my razor. Now I have five! That's a 67 percent increase. And you try to tell me that the economy's in bad shape.
Some of you joyless commie freaks will no doubt try and claim that shaving with one blade at a time has worked fine for hundreds of years. Well screw you, I've got five.
THE WEATHER
It's getting warmer. What in God's name is your problem?
IRAQ AND 9/11
You keep banging on about how there was no link between Bin Laden and Saddam. Well that's a good thing isn't it? Jesus, imagine if there had been a link! Al Qaeda would have had nuclear and chemical weapons and we'd be wiped off the face of the earth by now. And you're complaining!?
IRAQ HAD NO CHEMICAL OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS
And your problem is? Shit, if they'd had them, then Saddam's best buddy Bin Laden would have had them straight off him, and we'd be wiped off the face of the Earth by now. Do you want us all to die?
I could go on, but I've got more important things to do. I know there are some people out there who must be as sick as I am of all this left-wing whining. Please add your comments to help explain the truth to these people and maybe we can shut the bastards up.