I've been wanting to do this for a long time, but couldn't figure out how.
So, now I know.
Did you ever play Mad Libs when you were a kid? For the unschooled, it's essentially a story where certain words are left blank. I will provide the parts of speech, and you furnish your own answers.
When this diary has at least twenty responses, I will update it with the story I've written, and you can read the responses in the comments and fill in the blanks for a hootin good time.
Ready?
I need the following:
1. Male oriented expletive.
2. Adjective.
3. Expletive.
4. Name of a right-wing pundit.
5. Adverb.
6. Profane adjective.
7. Plural noun.
8. Plural noun.
9. Name of your favorite congressional candidate.
(NOTE: Please number your responses to make the story easier to read. When I update with the story, the blanks will be filled with the corresponding numbers.)
Here we go!
UPDATE: OK, I give up. We didn't hit 20 as I asked, but...I can't stand it anymore. Here goes:
George W. Bush is a(n) ____1____.
He and his wingnut friends make me ___2___.
Iraq is ___3___ and we should send ___4___ over there and bring our precious troops home NOW!
The economy is ___5___ going downhill as the right-wing controlled ___6___ Congress spends money on ___7___ and ___8___ without taxing anyone but those that can't afford it.
Ditch Republicans! Vote for ___9___.
And my personal favorite is courtesy of begone:
George W. Bush is a Motherfucker.
He and his wingnut friends make me clueless.
Iraq is fuck and we should send O'Lielly over there and bring our precious troops home NOW!
The economy is idiotically going downhill as the right-wing controlled fucking Congress spends money on clowns and fucks without taxing anyone but those that can't afford it.
Ditch Republicans! Vote for Jon Tester.