As if I didn't have enough reasons.
1) When they make the border fence, will the barbed wire face in, out or both?
2) When they suspend habeus corpus, and I go to a peaceful demonstration and get arrested, will I get to see a lawyer?
2a) For that matter, will I get to see a judge?
3) Will suba lessons help improve how well can I hold my breath while being water boarded?
4) Should I get a confederate flag tattoo well concealed so I can whip it out JIC?
5) Who gets to pick whose an 'enemy combatant'? The freakin' 'decider?' Oh, right. He already does.
6) How many elections is Diebold going to get dibs before our reps finally wake the f*ck up?
7) Since when was 'Hell in a Handbasket' a good thing?
7a) Since when was Greed a good thing?
8) Are airports just a test run of our future draconian system?
9) Can I expect my kid to know the Bill of Rights?
9a) Evolution?
9b) A non-police state?
9c) How much will his college ed cost?
10) Since I don't trust Canada's future much more than America's, where are some good places to relocate? I don't mind learning a new language.
11) Will history ever know the truth about 9/11?
12) My new motto: Can I trust you?
13) Is this what Germany felt like around 1935-ish? (I know, I should know my dates better)
13a) Speaking of which, at what point are they going to 'blame the Jews?' - (Being raised Jewish, I keep an eye out for that one)
14) Would I be safer by joining the Army? Do I get to keep the gun JIC?
15) Do you think they'll ever sell clean air by the bottle like our water?
16) How do my closest friends seem completely oblivious and unconcerned by all this?
Am I freakin' paranoid?