Reading
Rimjob's diary on Young Repugnicant Justin Zatkoff was sad but extraordinarily amusing. Click on the link above to see what happened to this poor soul.
Here is a quick reminder of who he is:
On the campus of Oakland University, here in Oakland County, Michigan, Justin Zatkoff has developed quite a reputation. Last fall the University threatened to disclipline him for videotaping liberal protestors and posting clips of that video, edited to music and images of the destruction of fetuses, to the internet. When Oakland U realized it couldn't legally discipline him for speech, there is no question the offended students and others were not happy.
Zatkoff and his friends
claims of what happened:
A source close to Zatkoff reports:
"Justin may have been 1. randomly attacked (but not robbed??), 2. attacked by BAMN (well known for violence andstrong in Ann Arbor), or 3. attacked by a homosexual rights group (Justin received an `odd/threatening' email from a gay rights group about a day before the attack.)
Sounds like your typical Republican drivel.
So what really happenend that caused Zatkoff his black eye and need for facial reconstruction surgery?
Wonkette has the goods on him:
Ann Arbor student and official Fark photoshop subject Justin Zatkoff wasn't actually beaten silly by leftists, blacks, militant homosexuals, pansies, hippies or violinists. He was clobbered by his own "friends," who hate him.
That's what police in Ann Arbor have finally revealed about last weekend's pathetic incident, which a Michigan website frequented by campus conservatives claimed was some kind of retribution for his political views. But no, it was just retribution for him being a drunken asshole around his high-school buddies. Next martyr, please!
From the local Ann Arbor paper:
While at a party that began last Saturday night, police said Zatkoff picked a fight with some of his friends, and got punched in the eye. Police interviewed Zatkoff at a hospital the next day and he didn't recall what happened.
People who were at the party told police Zatkoff had too much to drink, said Ann Arbor police Lt. Mike Logghe.
"We interviewed the guy who punched him,'' said Logghe. "He admitted to punching him. He said he was a friend of his from high school.''
Wow, a Republican lie to cover his ass? I would have never thunk it.
Seems like to me that this young anger-management candidate needs a whole lot of therapy instead of taking his shit out on others, including his so-called friends.
My apologies to Rimjob or others that may have posted this already, I didn't see anything but if its there I will kindly delete.