help me! help me, please!
i'm just a piece of paper and this idiot's going to
get a life, or maybe see me in court
it may sound weird, by Lenin's beard
bisexual homosexual
man on the down-low
can only stay after reading the entire letter:
Tarantula,
spun a black cord and,
attaching it to the ball,
crawled away fast...STOP
Tarantula,
$32 a month to help me with my $800 a month child care
blew me away
one that won't go away...STOP
Tarantula,
Lets not forget our "friends" the Russians
pushes guys away, and doesn't like to `talk'...STOP
Tarantula,
I can do anything to help the situation
please don't advise me to advise me...STOP
Tarantula,
I fly out at midnight. This is what they call a quandary...STOP
Tarantula,
In case you've been hunkered down on Mount Kenya
iran away from the holocaust...STOP
Tarantula,
didn't quite fly in a room full of reporters
to Be a vegetarian flyinmysoup...GERMAN BROTHEL
Tarantula,
sealed with a kiss
developing inexplicable fetish...ROSIE O'DONNELL
Tarantula,
why cowboys get the blues
throws a bone to the EU
Russia, China, cozy on up...HORSEFEATHERS
"From Iran With Hate"
P.S. I wish I knew how to quit you.
colonic conservatism
egg on your face
country road take me home
why didn't you read my letter?