One of the greatest comedic displays of decay was Monty Python's Lumberjack song. If you know it, you know what I'm pointing at. If not, google it.
I'll start it off with my own lame offerings. Add yours.
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I never asked to be a Democrat. All my life, I wanted to be a 'puplican.
(Curtain opens to the US House of Representatives)
I'm a 'publican and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I graft all day
I waterboard
I message boys
I love to light the stove
I demonize those democarats
Just like my dear Karl Rove
I'm a 'publican and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I graft all day
I write bad bills
I sermonize
I pander to the pew
No one seems to realize
It's just a crock of stew
I'm a 'publican and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I graft all day
I chop down trees
I beat my breast
when the camera's on
I'll vote myself a payraise
right at the crack of dawn
I'm a 'publican and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I graft all day
I make shit up
I lie and steal
It's never a big deal
I wish I had the army
to end this world for real
I'm a 'publican and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I graft all day
Your turn.