You know what I'm talking about!
That feeling that all the disgusting crap the Republicans are pulling to get out of this Foley mess is going to work! Just like earlier disgusting crap they've tried before has worked! You know... like the "John Kerry is a coward" swiftboat crap! Never mind that Kerry actually FOUGHT in Vietnam and George W. Bush didn't! It still worked! Republican and many independent voters BOUGHT IT!
When we think back on all the disgusting crap they've tried and then try to remember just one piece of desgusting crap that didn't work. It's depressing. And we can't get rid of that sick feeling. Part of it is wondering whether they've set up all the electronic voting machines this time round. That alone is like eating five or six green apples and then kneeling in dog shit. You've a really sore stomach and now you've got really smelly dog shit sticking to the knee of your jeans. Like that.
:::flip with me... it gets worse but then it gets better. Honest.
Another part of that sick feeling is knowing that NEITHER party, the Republicans OR the Democrats are beyond shooting themselves in the foot. Then, if they somehow miss their foot, they reload and try again.
Well. You gotta OWN that sick feeling, Baby! You gotta acknowledge it is there and then reason your way out of it. So be excellent to one another. Realize that however sick you're feeling right now, imagine how Republicans feel.
They've had 6 years. They've wasted it. They can't even get themselves to wear that "Kick their ass and take their gas" t-shirt anymore because it just depresses them. They got their ass kicked and didn't take that gas and they know it.
Now they see losing a HUGE majority in both the House AND the Senate as a very real possibility. They're starting to think the fear well has run dry and that maybe... just maybe... they can't frighten voters into voting Republican again. However bad your stomach feels right now with 36 days to go before the election, take heart. Just think of all those Republicans rolling around holding their stomachs. They're rolling around in dog shit. FRESH dog shit!
Now. Get out there and win this election. Win it in your neighborhood.