This diary is short. I just had an idea I'd like to throw out there. This mainly directed at fellow Kossacks living here in Hastert Country, but if anyone from out of the district wants to come and join the fun, you would be obviously be welcome.
At the end of the month, on Sunday, October 29.
The Sycamore Pumpkin Day Parade will happen in Sycamore, IL. Last year Denny Hastert was in it (as was Ruben Zamora, the presumed Dem nominee at the time). As of this writing I don't know if Speaker Fatass is planning on being in it this year or not, but there's something I'd like to do if he does. Very simply this: construct a giant rubber stamp with the words
Hello, Mr. Speaker on it.
Anyone out there like this idea or have any ideas of their own on how the Speaker should be greeted in Sycamore?