Update [2006-10-17 19:27:40 by Bob Johnson]:
KOS, FRONT-PAGE THIS DIARY!!!!!!!!!!
Update [2006-10-17 19:9:30 by Bob Johnson]:I was doing my laundry last night when I discovered, much to my dismay, that two of my socks have gone missing!!!
NO SOCKS HAVE BEEN FOUND! However, thanks to the hard work of a number of kossaks who tracked down images of the socks on Google, I will soon be posting a link to a .pdf MISSING poster for the socks.
KEEP DIGGING KOSSAKS! AND THANK THANK THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU ARE DOING!!!!!
Now, it would be one thing if the two socks were a pair, but they're not! They are two diffferent socks meaning that I, essentially, lost two pairs of socks in the process!
Somwhere in the epic journey from my feet to the clothes hamper to the laundry basket to the washer to the dryer to the clothes basket and onto the bed for sorting, folding and putting away, the two socks vanished without a trace!
Continue reading for a full description of the missing socks, where they were last seen, and what others are saying about the missing socks...
Missing sock #1
Black cotton sock with a zigzag pattern on the ankle part, topped with about a 1.5" band. Fairly lightweight.
Missing sock #2
Dark (olive) green, cotton with several thin, red pinstripes running the length of the sock. Narrow, 1" band around top of sock.
In terms of where these socks were last seen, the facts are a bit fuzzy. My wife was after me on Sunday morning to pick up my dirty socks from the floor along my side of the bed, and I believed I had picked them all up, including both socks from the pairs in question.
I have looked uder the bed, under the nightstand, in the bottom of the hamper, and I have retraced my steps from the bedroom (second floor) to the wash machine (basement).
SO I AM APPEALING TO THE DKOS COMMUNITY FOR HELP!
If you have any ideas on where the socks may have gone or where I should look for them, please post your thoughts here!
I will UPDATE this diary with any relevant developments!
I know we are all busy trying to win tight elections in November to finally restore some sanity to our nation, but this could be critically important! Without these missing socks, I may have to wear dirty socks by Friday of this week and I don't want my athlete's foot to flare-up!
Thank you for the time and let's get to work on this!
I love you ALL!!!!!!