Yes, it's true. There are some mighty shrewd Kossacks out there. How do I know? Well they ferreted me out. At least three times in as many days (
here, for example), I've been exposed for what I truly am: A GOP plant sent here to bring down Daily Kos.
I know I tried to hide it well, but these brave souls have found out THE TRUTH! And the truth is I am not only behind it all, I am actually Karl Rove himself! That's right, me. Turdblossom. And you figured it out!
I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids...
But it's okay. You might have exposed me, but you haven't exposed my sleeper cell and just you wait because they're sitting and biding their time.
Oh, also, the October Surprise is Chicken Cacciatore and Yankee Bean Soup.
Oh, and I'm also technically not a pedophile damn it!
I think the rest of you should take the time now to congratulate these amazing detectives who discovered my evil secret.
And now, I'm off to personally manipulate voting machines. I hope I can remember where I put my screwdriver set.