I just heard from completely reliable sources who wish to remain anonymous (right, Armando?) that Bob Johnson's socks have been sighted suppressing voters across the nation!
Reports have come in from Atlanta, where his olive sock was seen preventing people from entering the polling place.
The black sock was spotted in Compton actually driving voters out of the polling place upon threat of death.
Please get this out to the news media!
I called my friend Michael Knight in Atlanta and he said that right now, there's NOONE at the official district polling sites.
My other friend Jeffery has confirmed that in the 8 hours he spent outside his polling location, he has not seen anyone go in, nor has the sock come out.
No word from Uli and Laura about similar incidents in New York and Miami, but with the number of missing socks it's a practical certainty!