Seems like lately, everywhere I turn all I get is "homos, homos, homos."
Republican homos in closets (Crist in Florida, Craig in Idaho, Foley everywhere, Mehlman at RNC headquarters, others I'm sure I'm missing, UPDATE! JUST ADDED! Kolbe everywhere), homos who want to get married (New Jersey, Massachussetts), those who fear homos (religious conservatives, Harold Ford), even in my office (my business partner of 16 years is a homo who is forever promoting the well-documented "gay agenda" -- NOTE: I secretly made a copy one day when he inadvertently left it on a conference table).
And all I can say is, "God, the weather sucks!" (No, that is not a homo comment, and "sucks" in this context means "crappy.")
I wish all you homos could do something about the crappy weather.
That said, this plethora of homos and homo-related news has me more afraid than ever of homos and their homo agenda.
It makes me think that the whole world is going homo. I like to think it's not affecting me, but earlier this morning I caught myself thinking, "Kos has a really nice ass."
GODDAMNIT! MAKE IT STOP!
Thank you for listening.