On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a runaway grand jury.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two counts of fraud and a runaway grand jury.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me --- five orange jumpsuits. Four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven judges judging, six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight liars lying, seven judges judging, six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine spinners spinning, eight liars lying, seven judges judging, six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 years in prison, nine spinners spinning, eight liars lying, seven judges judging, six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 freepers freakin, 10 years in prison, nine spinners spinning, eight liars lying, seven judges judging, six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 resignations, 11 freepers freakin, 10 years in prison, nine spinners spinning, eight liars lying, seven judges judging, six perps a walkin, --- five orange jumpsuits -- four wiretaps, three guilty pleas, two counts of fraud, and a runaway grand jury.