On today's Today Show shown earlier this morning, Matt Lauer in a groundbreaking 1 minute and 13 second commentary put his finger obliquely onto the pulse of the non-voting and voting American populace. In his hard hitting commentary entitled, "What a lot of people are privately thinking.", Lauer touched on the key issues and questions of this morning and today.
Here is a truncated list of key private thoughts in expanded form:
People are privately thinking... George Felix Allen spit on his first wife.
People are privately thinking... the Democrats are riding a huge wave to victory.
People are privately thinking... Senator Conrad Burns took way too many long lunches at Signatures.
People are privately thinking... Tony Snow is one snappy dresser.
People are privately thinking... Ken Mehlman is one dapper fop.
People are privately thinking... Karl Rove's hair seems to be thinning.
People are privately thinking... Rush Limbaugh looks a little shaky.
People are privately thinking... not much about George Bush and Dick Cheney.
People are privately thinking... Wolf Blitzer spine thickened or more aptly curdled this week.
People are privately thinking... Katie Couric is so happy to be away from that doofus.