The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos is sending out champagne wishes and caviar daydreams to Michigan's poor, huddled masses (but try not to track mud on the carpets - their imported from China!)
Click below for an exclusive look inside my swanky life with guest appearances by Gorgeous George Bush, Jailhouse Jack Abramoff and Tricky Tom DeLay!
I've also written a poem just for you, my loyal viewers!
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Ode to Dick DeVos by His Disembodied Head
I don't like to brag, and I don't like to boast,
But speaking of mansions, I have the most.
I've got lots of cars, boats & yachts from a dream,
And if you want to talk planes, well I have fourteen!
My money's from Amway, Alticor and Quixtar,
It's multi-level magic that has taken me far!
I'm the richest to run for Michigan's high seat,
And my spending on ads just cannot be beat!
If elected as Governor, I won't take a penny,
but don't ask me for plans, 'cause I haven't got any!
My strength is in secrets and vague accusations,
And sending Michigan jobs to far foreign nations!
If you vote for DeVos I can promise you true:
Tax breaks for the rich, higher taxes for you!
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