It's down to the final days and on the behalf of Dick "
Oh My God Things Are Falling Apart" Devos, I would like to implore all you dems, libs, progressives, blues, purples and pinks to stay home and encourage your filthy friends not to vote.
Take comfort in the polls and purge your memory of any thought of Fat John Engler's 11th hour wipeout of a 14 pt deficit ... Republicans can't handle deficits any more.
Get down on the Gold Digger, Dick DeVos Remix and YouTube it up if you're a true sports racer ... and remember: if you want to be flash, fear the man with all the cash!
Shout out to Ze Frank!