Since Jim Webb's victory was announced early last night, I've finally been able to get a good night's sleep. Today, with a clear head, I've decided to tackle the big questions that accompany a Democratic Victory
What should we do first ???
I say we eat the children first
I figure we can wait a week before we surrender to the terrorists. Organizing the classes to teach every American how to sell crack is gonna take a little time. And I think we should wait a few months before we raise everybody's taxes, replace the judiciary with "Libural Activist Judges", and do all of the other stuff we're supposed to do to ruin America
but the children, we can eat them now.
We're gonna have a little trouble developing our Athiest Manifesto that will be required instruction materials in America's schools. If we don't eat today's kids, they will be a generation that is lost to us (believing in God and the GOP and other foolish things)
I was never really in favor of forcing all Americans to live the "Gay Lifestyle", but given the strong repuglican support for that one, I guess we're gonna have to keep our promise, but maybe we could stall that one until after the 2008 election
I'm a little vague on the other damage we're supposed to be inflicting on America, and george bush set the bar really high on screwing America up. We need to get organized quickly if we're gonna crash and burn in less than 12 years
we CAN be more corrupt and depraved than the repuglican party. We just have to work real hard in the next few weeks
so toss another kid on the barbi, and help the Democratic Party fulfill the freepi nightmare
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