Now is the time to be diplomatic and gracious and forget all the Republican dirty tricks, lies and unfair attacks of the past 12 years--NOT!!!!
We Have a Right to GLOAT and RUB IT IN. As DICK Cheney said to Secretary O'Neill, "We won the midterms. This is our due." Below the flip are a few common songs and nursery rhymes with unique lyrics to celebrate our victory.
(To the rhyme of Gene, Gene made a machine)
Dean, Dean made a machine.
Markos made it go.
Rove, Rove, that smarmy fart,
I guess he's not that smart.
(To the tune of London Bridge)
Rovie's dick is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down.
Rovie's dick, It's done fell down,
Bitchslapped, BABY!
(To the tune of Dear Liza)
There's a hole in my democracy, Dear Jim Webb, OUR Jim Webb.
There's a hole in my democracy, Dear Jim Webb, mend it.
God saved our sweet democracy, George Allen, Macaca.
You're FIRED, You hypocrisy, Macaca, Monkey shit!
(To the tune of I've Been Workin' on the Railroad)
I've been working for the Demos'
All the live-long year.
WE'RE now your pimps, all you GOP `hos.
Three cheers! Fetch us more beer.
(To the tune of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall)
232 pieces of horseshit in the House.
232 pieces of horseshit!
Take one down, right to the ground.
231 pieces of horseshit in the House.
231 pieces of horseshit!
Take one down, right to the ground.
(Continue counting down to ___ Republican House Seats)
(To the rhyme of Hey Diddle, Diddle)
Hey Diddle, Diddle
The Dems are the middle
Rethugs are crooks and loons.
We will always remember
'06 in November, and the
Rethugs ran away with the...(spoken very quickly) convicted lobbyists, no-bid government contractors and abused teenage pages exploited in the Rethugs' Congressional Gay Sex Farm (thought I was going to say "spoon" didn't you?).
So, what songs of celebration are in your heads? Please share below and recommend if our total effort is worthy.