Drugs got you down?
How about gangs?
Maybe both have you down where you live in?
Any queer people there?
In a perfect world, a neighborhood is not unlike a cohesive neighborhood working towards the common good. Okay, so maybe I am naive in this matter but I still believe it takes a village.
What about gay marriage?
Does it affect your life?
Really? How so?
Have the queer people destroyed your neighborhood like drugs and gangs have in some? Are we leaving posies on your doors and tulips in your yards and reducing property values and causing you to cower at night?
Are we selling our decorating services on the corner? Beware of the stray gay with linens to show you when you leave your home tonight. We have a habit of accosting you in the bushes when you are expecting it.
If your gay neighbors have garden plans, watch out. Before you know it, your entire neighborhood will smell like a floral shop. Move to the area the dykes live in and you will run into a jam of yellow trucks. We deny this but really, it is just as bad as the drug dealers where we live.
Please beware of these these new dangers to society as you go forth over the coming days
It's time to mobilize and take back the neighborhood and kick them gays out along with the drug dealers and gangs because they all are fucking us up:
"Gay marriage -- it threatens the family just like drugs and gangs," said the Rev. Gloria Harris, whose Beth El Church is in a tough Newark neighborhood.
And so goes the panic in NJ as the gays and lesbians take over the whole damn state. NJ and particularly Newark has had problems in the past and continue to have them, but just wait until gay marriage hits them.
Everything will fall apart. I'm thinking my partner and I better start think about moving to Mass. because all of us queers here are gonna be destroying some neighborhoods otherwise.
What will become of downtown Flemington? Ack, I can even imagine what it is going to be like when we run out for bagels in the morning? Will we need to jump over other queer people sleeping in the doorway and seeking shelter from our own kind?