Giminy christmas! I tried to fucking put my goddamned name down as as fucking present but... No Joy. Rounds not seen, repeat!
After four tries, my language has gotten, well Army.
So... I AM HERE. What a pathetic friggin' waste of a diary! where the fuck is Budhydharma or Carnacki or that goddamned Unitary Moonbat-- they can straighten this shit out! I need a fucking pony!
Peeder, I can't post to the roll call, and I am here! I need to find ek hornbeck, or maybe cskendrick, and do some snark!
jeffinalabama-- here!
I have answered this goddamned thing four times, I should have the fucking quesions memorized.
oh--age:forty fucking six!
where do I live? With a handle like jeffinalabama, do you think I live on the fucking moon or something? Jeesus Christ, numbnuts!
I have a BA and MS from Auburn fucking University! Neither in divinity fucking studies, nor fucking etiquette!
PhD, at Arizona Fucking State University! Tempe is the Fucking Bomb! Except when it's not, which is right fucking now! Fuck Tempe, the bars, web designers, sociology, statistics, and... and kittens!
I hate my old department, I hate professors, and if you haven't fucking beem, college or university rots your fucking brain AND your fucking teeth!
Profession: Univerity (fucking) professor...so goddamit if I say this shit rots your brain, you'd better fucking listen to me asswipe, because I FUcKING KNOW.
Learn to pull the dents out of fucking fenders, you'll be happier. Cut hair, cut grass, DON'tWASTE YOUR OR MY FUCKING TIME, GODDAMMIT!
You are not the motherfucking boss of me, so lay off. you aren't a misbegotten republican piece of exscrement, or you WOULDN'T READ THIS DAMM FAR IN THE THREAD!
Oh, did I tell you about me? Army Ranger, Former Drill Sergeant, instructor at Camp Darby and JOTC...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Okay, this is attempt 4 to post.. if this doesn't work, fuckit.
I love this site.
Smells like...
Victory.
Some day this site's gonna win...
(sound of small birds flying)
Let's see if try number 5 works, or if I get more creatively profane