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Since conservatives are holding a big party tonight for MC (Master of Corruption) Tom DeLay, I thought the least I could do would be to propose a toast. So I'd like to share the following limerick that a friend of mine recently composed.
WARNING: The following poetry is not only ribald but offensively politically incorrect for both extremes of the political spectrum.
A congressman named Tom DeLay
Denies all the rumors he's gay
But that shifty eyed look,
He's either a crook
Or gets buggered thirteen times a day
Cheers, Tom!