My name-a Borat, I make-a prediction!

Saddam verdict to come back ah guilty.  Hang-a by the neck until dead!  Not rifle squad like he want, we hang tough!  Gud for Gee-O-Pee.  Who woulda thought it come 2 days before American election?  Timing such a coincident?

Computer machine, make-a voting very niiice for Gee-O-Pee, eh?  Dozen missing smartcards in Tenhessee?  I find one, here, I have in pocket, I make-a sexy with many Gee-O-Pee big hats with my card... hehehe thats-a what they tell me.  Kitty Harris offer to make-a sexy with me, but Borat have standard.

I experience in vote by fiat.  Car... not!  

I offer, how you say, levitation, to America, on weekend eve of important vote.  I am pig farmer, I can see you have been "stuck in mud."  

Hava a gud election, hey?  Don't not worry about missing computer code and smartcards (how smart can they be if they lost, right?)  Beside, Tenhessie board of election investigate and they not in pocket protector of IT guy, right?

•  Sacha Cohen you aren't.

  by Arken on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 11:58:17 AM PDT

  •  You inna pocket protector of neo-conned?

    by dash888 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:02:57 PM PDT

    •  There is actually a 'Borat'

      who posts at Glenn Greenwald's blog.  Near as I can tell, the poster sounds just like him.  He's funnier than shooter242, which can take some doing on shooter's wackier days.

      by Fabian on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:19:00 PM PDT

  •  My friend Tedd Haggard

    He friends with number four prostitute in all of Denver.

    by dennisl on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:04:18 PM PDT

  •  No. he's not

    And neither am I...

    by FischFry on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:09:03 PM PDT

•  "Gee-O-Pee"

  Sounds like a song by System of a Down.

  by droogie6655321 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:01:23 PM PDT

  •  I hear Gee-O-Pee party of-a make-a sexy

    and mostly with man, but they keep quiet.  Not for Borat, but Borat understand.  In Khasikstan, many farmer make with the sheep, hey?  But not report.  You like-a man, and you a man, OK, long as you not make fun of man who like man?  

    Also Gee-O-Pee party is hot party for girls to choke?  Please tell Borat who is bouncer at this party?

    by dash888 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:31:18 PM PDT

    •  They like to put their khrum in page-men.

      by droogie6655321 on Fri Nov 03, 2006 at 12:32:39 PM PDT