Sadaam convicted? I'm changing my vote to Republican

Hee haw!  Finally some good news.  I was really really worried that they might let Sadaam off on a technicality, like in those fancy pants lawyer shows on the tv.  I don't trust Iraqi juries.  Never have.  I'm just grateful to the Republicans that somehow they got a conviction.  Even though the judge and jury were Iraqis, I give American Republicans 110% credit.

Also, I'm hoping less Republicans will commit suicide on November 8th because of this verdict.  No matter how bad the election news, we got Sadaam!  That's a reason for keeping on living.

Another thing... I hope now that Saddam is history, we never have to hear about the Republican Guard.  It always made me queasy that Sadaam named his evil troops after the Republican Party.  It just didn't seem right.  I hope the media persons now stop talking about the Republican Guard.

I'm happy.

I hope the noose don't break when they hang him.

•  I hope others on DKos are happy too!

  by rustydude on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:21:46 AM PDT

  •  Oh yes

    I'm especially happy that somehow the Iraqi justice system managed to work it out that the verdict would come right before our elections. That entirely coincidental timing reinforces my trust and blind faith in Our Deal Leader.

    by NegSpin on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:23:23 AM PDT

    •  Yes! I see the light!

      I will abandon a career of working to elect democratic candidates that stretches back to George McGovern. I now see that it was futile in the face of the power of George Bush's and the Free Iraqi people's verdict delivered at such a precise time and so dramatically!

      Such a manly, decisive verdict! Nacy Pelosi scares me, but now that Sadaam is found guily, I can sleep better at night knowing that our Dear Leader will prevail.

      by IsraelHand on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:41:30 AM PDT

  •  I hope it's a public hanging and televised for

    prime time in the US.

    by Tirge Caps on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 11:15:10 AM PDT

•  Wasn't "Hee Haw" a red neck TV show...?

  Stands to reason then that the diarist...

  never mind.

  by glbTVET on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:24:36 AM PDT

  •  So

    Are you ever going to explain why you troll-rated me yesterday?

    by DH from MD on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:27:02 AM PDT

  •  'Hee Haw' was a variety show of the rural humor

    persuasion that was loaded with nowhere-else-on-TV live music (country, bluegrass, etc). It was created by Canadians. Which part do you mean when you use the word, which is generally one word, 'redneck?'

    by blueteam on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:43:24 AM PDT

•  Huh?

  by DH from MD on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:24:42 AM PDT

  •  Keep moving.

    by melvin on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:27:29 AM PDT

•  I'm switching my vote...

  and I'm going to write Bush and Cheney a letter and tell them how cool I think they are for fucking everything up.

  by sleestax on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:26:36 AM PDT

•  I would credit "American Republicans" with

  a whole lot more than 110%.  Funny stuff.

  by Friend of the court on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:29:16 AM PDT

•  Well, I think the increase in violence over the

  next couple of days will swing the election more Democratic. Hell, maybe now we can get the Senate too.

  by Kyle the Mainer on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:31:58 AM PDT

•  I was hoping

  that they would fine Saddam $ 2,267,000,000,000.00 .

  by indycam on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:32:07 AM PDT

•  OOPs

  What's that?  Haggard now ADMITTED that he did all that stuff that he's been lying about for the past week?  Forget it, I'm switiching back.

  Sex trumps guilty verdicts every time.

  by the OTHER rasmussen on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:47:06 AM PDT

•  I hear Bush is going to fly over tonight and

  hang Sadaam himself, live on CNN.

  by shpilk on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 10:59:34 AM PDT

•  I'll change my vote to Republican too

  when Bush is convicted

  by Lepanto on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 11:04:42 AM PDT

  •  I might even become an evangelist when

    the chimp gets shipped to La Hague (but I promise to stay away from meth)

    by Asinus Asinum Fricat on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 11:12:34 AM PDT

•  this just wets my appetite for more

  "crimes against humanity" trials. if the networks are interested, i've got a few candidates for the next round.

  by rasbobbo on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 11:19:09 AM PDT

  •  The next great Reality TV show

    I think you're onto something rasbobbo.

    by rustydude on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 11:54:53 AM PDT

•  Saddam conviction

  Nothing like a hanging to bring out the vote for family values.

  by Oly Alys on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 12:05:19 PM PDT

•  Here comes the stampede for the GOP

  Yeah, that does it for me.   Can't waste my vote on Democrats.  Regublicans get things done like running the show trial for Saddam.

  by Literacy on Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 01:14:49 PM PDT