One word: Bullshit
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050505/ap_on_go_ot/roadless_forests
More words:
Crap,
lies,
distortions,
1984ish,
WTF,
unreal,
wakeup,
help,
crazy,
untruth,
doublespeak,
what,
sad,
endofworld,
distressing,
woah,
nowayinhell,
loco,
moreofthesame
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