C'mon everyone, I think you've heard this tune before!
When Johnny goes marching off again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
They'll be with him through thick and thin,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Fox News will cheer and the boys will shout
The NeoCons will all turn out
And they'll all stay home when Johnny deploys again.
When Jane gets sent back to Iraq,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
She'll export freedom nothing flat,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
As the NeoCons past like to say
With roses they will strew the way,
And they'll all be glad, when Johnny deploys again.
Get ready for the Victory,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
You guys can go but just not me,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
But it's not their fault when Johnny deploys again.
So let's all cheer the New Way Forward,
Hurrah, hurrah!
And pretend there's nothing untoward,
Hurrah, hurrah!
And let each one perform some part,
As long their ass ain't on this chart,
And they'll all clap louder when Johnny deploys again