Yes, I’m going to Iraq to prove that, once again, the AP and the rest of the lying, liberal media are liberal and they’re lying to us!
You’ve probably read this story that’s being touted by all the treasonous liberal newspapers as fact:
Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates, talking to enlisted soldiers on his second day in Iraq, heard broad support today for a proposal to send more American forces to Iraq, an idea that has emerged as a leading option as the Bush administration considers a strategy shift.
My reaction - below the fold...
No No NO!!! When will they stop lying??? This is so typical of the liberal media. They’ll say anything, and I mean Anything, to make things in Iraq look good. Whom do they think they’re fooling with this nonsense?
But it gets even worse. They claim to have witnesses:
"Sir, I think we need to just keep doing what we’re doing," Spc. Jason T. Green, with the 101st Military Intelligence Brigade Combat Team of the 1st Infantry Division, told Gates during a breakfast session with about 15 soldiers.
"I really think we need more troops here," Green said. "With more presence on the ground, more troops might hold them off long enough to where we can get the Iraqi Army trained up."
I am outraged and I’ve had it with the lying liars of the liberal media and their liberal lies! So, I’m going to Iraq. And I’m going to investigate and find some honest answers.
And I expect to find that there is, in fact, no Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates. I will also prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there is no Spec. Jason T. Green. Further, I expect to prove that there is, in fact, no America or Iraq or Bush administration or strategy.
And when I return with my findings, I hope that George W. Bush will declare the liberal media traitors and hang them all, so that honest Americans like Michelle Malkin and myself can finally control the media as we were destined to. And we’ll have no more of these stories of America and Iraq and Secretary of Defense persons.
I know that you’re all rooting for me. And when I return, you’ll probably shower me with chocolate and shrubberies. But this trip is going to cost money. A lot of money. So, I’m asking for your support – while I’m waiting for my PayPal account to be registered, I’d really appreciate it if you’d all start selling your worldly possesions. Hopefully, by the time I’m ready to accept donations, you’ll all have quite a bit of cash on hand to fund my trip. Thanks in advance!
One last thought – it’s important that you spread my outrage as far as possible. Do you know someone who’s buying the liberal media’s messages about this alleged Iraq and alleged Robert M. Gates or this strategy? Please tell them about my mission. Also, ask them if they’ll sell their possesions and donate the money to my cause. Thanks!
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