Just in time for Christmas, it has been reported that there has been a virgin birth. Is this what Christians have been waiting for?
The community of Chester in the United Kingdom has reported a virgin birth.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/...
The news traveled around the world at the speed of the Internet. Resident Kevin Buley is quoted as saying, "We will be on the look-out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester..."
Christians from the four corners of the Earth converged on the Village of Chester. Evangelicals celebrated wildly by speaking in tongues.
It was finally here: the second coming of the Lord. The End of the World as we know it and, yes, The Rapture.
Unfortunately, in a sad cosmic twist of fate, Jesus was reincarnated as a lizard. Throngs of Christians returned to their homes disappointed.