Attention John Carroll: This is satire
Since I have recently revealed my true self as the entire staff of MyDD, and the traditional media was so quick to pick up on it, I might as well admit that I am the entire blogosphere. And beyond that I, Jeromoe Armstrong, am the YearlyKos Convention.
Now, we all know Gina is the brains behind YearlyKos... and, I am Gina Cooper. That woman you saw on stage in Las Vegas was merely a hired actor. I must admit she was pretty good, I think I'm going to keep her around for 2007.
What about all those people behind the registration desk? Again, hired help, I even got some of them to take on UIDs that I had created years ago when I started singlehandedly creating the left wing blogosphere.
One of the great ideas I came up with from YearlyKos was Momster! Can you believe that was me in costume? Man, you would not believe the promises I had to make to get the make-up people at The Riviera to let me use their facilities to dress up like that! I think I still owe a hair person there a back rub and a shout out on MyDD for that one.
Now why am I posting this message as mere netizen and YKC volunteer, Nolan? Because I can! I am all of you. You should know that already.
Why did I hold and plan the YearlyKos Convention instead of the YearlyJerome Convention? Easy, I am also Markos, so I don't mind if he steals my glory, he is me.
Now, I think my efforts as the entire blogosphere have been very fruitful, and even if the YearlyKos Convention was just a live action Truman Show for everyone except me, it was a hell of a good time. And now I, Jerome Armstrong, need your assistance.
As Fundraising Director of the YearlyKos Convention, I am holding a fundraising drive and we need your help. Please head over the YEARLYKOS CONVENTION website and DONATE TODAY! If you haven't done so already, you should also REGISTER, and if you feel like acting like me for a while you can also VOLUNTEER. Finally, if you really like me, you can become a SPONSOR and if you want to rent a booth or table that I, Jerome Armstrong, will inhabit in the form of your organization or your person at YearlyKos, you can become an EXHIBITOR.
Sincerely,
Jerome Armstrong