The http://www.dailykos.com/... >nominations are in, which can only mean one thing. The time has finally arrived to vote for the Dumbest Republican of 2006.
This year witnessed a very strong field of contenders and is one of the most competitive contests on record. But in the end, only one person can claim the title Dumbest Republican of 2006.
And what fabulous prizes await the Dumbest Republican of 2006? That’s right, it’s a brand new PhillyGal Pootie and a BuhdyDharma Pony!
Note: This contest is open only to elected representatives and appointed officials.
The envelope please…
And the 2006 nominees for Dumbest Republican of 2006 are…
- George W. Bush
One of the favorites this year and every year to win a Dumbest of anything contest, Mr. Bush has distinguished himself in many ways. From his party killing firing of Donald Rumsfeld AFTER the elections to his steadfast refusal to deal with anything resembling reality in Iraq, Mr. Bush is sure to garner a lot of votes. But, will it be enough to make UnCurious George the Dumbest Republican of 2006?
- George Allen
His highly acclaimed “body of work” includes the now famous Macacca slur and the dissing of his own Jewish heritage. But, it doesn’t stop there for this talented contender. His pose with racists, flying of the Confederate Flag and “lyching noose” all solidify Mr. Allen’s position as one of the favorites to win this year’s battle for Dumbest Republican of 2006.
- Katherine Harris
In true Republican fashion, the breasty bimbo kept pumping shitloads of money into a losing cause. What makes this colossally stupid, though is a lot of it was her own money!
- Ted Stevens
What can one say about Mr. Stevens other than he thinks IT stands for Internet Tubes?
- Conrad Burns
Champion of nice little Guatemalan men and irrational hater of firefighters, Conrad Burns would be a shoe-in in just about any other year.
- Rick Santorum
He brought home a stillborn child to meet his brothers and sisters. He fears gay marriage can only lead to dog fucking. He’s recently defeated Rick Santorum and his children are scarred for life!
- Joe Lieberman
As Dannyinia says, “he’s too stupid to know he’s a Republican.
So, who is dumb enough to claim the title Dumbest Republican of 2006? Only time will tell and only you can decide.
The polls are now open. Do your duty and VOTE!
Update: The write-in vote will count for Inhofe, Bunning and Virgil Goode. They can all share the title, should they win. BTW, if I could update the poll, I would.
Update 2: Wow, the Idiot-in-Chief has really opened up a commanding lead. At this time, he has more than doubled his nearest rival, George Allen. This might turn into a rout.
Update 3: ABC, NBC, and CBS are calling the race for Dumbest Republican in 2006 for George W. Bush. Fox News, however, is just covering the aftermath of the War on Christmas.
Wow. Bush almost won with a majority in a field of 8.