If these exits hold up for Dean... I would go with something like:
rumors of my demise have been greatly exagerated... i feel like bill clinton some 12 years ago... because while the night is still young... and the numbers are still rolling in... i think it's safe to say that new hampshire has made ALL OF US the come back kids!
what a soundbyte!!
maybe followed by "YAAAARRRGGGHH".
or not, whatever.
I'm still working on speeches for the rest of them.