I got all this from Drudge (snicker) so take it with a grain of salt or something. But can you believe this?!?!? Apparently Air America Radio (whose hosts
all suck big wads of radio turd) is reporting that JON STEWART KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!1!1! And Paul Krugman thinks so, too!
God Bless Them!
Only because AAR is leaking it, Josh Marshall is admitting that it's his big story. As it turns out, Sandy Berger was written by the Italians. And since Sandy Berger's out of a job now, a Bush aide says he should just take prozac! How much did Eli Lilly pay for THAT product placement? Maybe not much, but I bet they still had to sign a loyalty oath and disclose their race before they went to the rally in New Mexico!
Speaking of placement, since Nader is not on the ballot much of anywhere, all the congressional candidates named "Jeff" should be getting dKos support, and it's your duty to write three or four diarie a day about them, especially if they have a contest. And all candidates named "Barack," too, but IT'S CLEAR THAT HE'S AN OUTLIER!! Don't panic!
I mean, if you want to panic, JamesB3 is gone, so there's a opening, but first you have to admit, like I did, that you're really a Republican troll and that you have fifteen different user names. In fact, according to InstaCracker, there are only 150 unique dKossers, we just all have a hundred screen names! I don't buy it, though, and any Rethuglican troll who does should take that crap back to Red State, where I just got banned for the fortieth time for no reason, those intolerant bastards!
Anyway, what I'm getting at is that the Florida GOP is telling its members to get absentee ballots, but--get this!--apparently they're basing that on intelligence that is four years old! Tom Ridge took one look at the costs of higher education and declared a RED ALERT (talk about a September surprise!), but that's obviously just to distract us from the most insidious news of all: The dKos diraies of late have been repetitive and besides that, they keep repeating.
And in the end, what does it all mean? Howard Dean was right, of course.