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We're going to continue throwing their own words back at them

Sat Aug 12, 2006 at 10:43:37 AM PDT

Taking a page from Cheney's playbook wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing for the Dems as we approach the interim elections and beyond.  And since be believes that it is quite effective to "keep throwing their words back at them", it would behoove us to do the same.

November 16, 2005
Text of Remarks By Vice President Dick Cheney (As prepared for delivery)

And the suggestion that's been made by some U.S. senators that the President of the United States or any member of this Administration purposely misled the American people on pre-war intelligence is one of the most dishonest and reprehensible charges ever aired in this city.

The President and I cannot prevent certain politicians from losing their memory, or their backbone - but we're not going to sit by and let them rewrite history.

We're going to continue throwing their own words back at them. snip

Playbook page #32.  Use the word 'reprehensible' when referring to those that call us out on our lies; because calling them liars, well, would be a lie...not that there's anything wrong with telling lies, mind you, when the end justifies the means.

 more after...

Text of Vice President Dick Cheney's speech as prepared for delivery Wednesday at the Republican National Convention:

By Associated Press
Published September 2, 2004

The biggest threat we face today is having nuclear weapons fall into the hands of terrorists. The president is working with many countries in a global effort to end the trade and transfer of these deadly technologies. The most important result thus far and it is a very important one is that the black-market network that supplied nuclear weapons technology to Libya, as well as to Iran and North Korea, has been shut down. The world's worst source of nuclear weapons proliferation is out of business and we are safer as a result. snip

You heard it here, folks.  We have little to worry about with regards to nuclear proliferation spreading any further

We remember the President who came to New York City and pledged that the terrorists would soon hear from all of us. George W. Bush saw this country through grief and tragedy. He has acted with patience, and calm, and a moral seriousness that calls evil by its name. In the great divide of our time, he has put this nation where America always belongs: against the tyrants of this world, and on the side of every soul on earth who yearns to live in freedom.

Playbook page #1.  Explain all those minutes of nursery rhyme reading & the deer in the headlights look as patience & calm.

Office of the Vice President
November 21, 2005

Vice President's Remarks on the War on Terror
American Enterprise Institute
Washington, D.C.

 I do not believe it is wrong to criticize the war on terror or any aspect thereof. Disagreement, argument, and debate are the essence of democracy, and none of us should want it any other way.

Playbook page #3.  Always say it's democratic to express your dissent...then call them traitors.

Although our coalition has not found WMD stockpiles in Iraq, I repeat that we never had the burden of proof; Saddam Hussein did.

Playbook page #aa, intro.  Our attack on Iraq was not, I repeat, not preemptive.  We simply ran out of questionable intelligence to report and the inspectors on the ground were getting too close to the truth which would have screwed up our plans royally.

Vice President Cheney Cites Justifications For Domestic Eavesdropping

Courtesy FDCH e-Media
Wednesday, January 4, 2006; 3:26 PM

Just prior to Christmas, as most of you know, I made a trip out to the Middle East, to Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Oman. Our plan was to make several other stops as well. And then we got word that the Senate was headed for a close vote on the deficit reduction package and that I might be needed to break a tie, since breaking ties is about the only real job given to me by the Constitution. snip

Playbook page #24.  Make self-deprecating jokes whenever possible; it makes you look human & no one will remember what you said right before that.

There are over 100 Iraqi combat battalions fighting the terrorists along with our forces today. More than a dozen military bases our coalition used to occupy have been turned back to the Iraqis. snip

Company (military unit)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A company is a military unit, typically consisting of 100-200 soldiers. Most companies are formed of three or four platoons although the exact number may vary by country, unit type and structure. Several companies are grouped to form a battalion.

Playbook page #52.  Never refer to the actual number of Iraqi soldiers that have been trained.  By referring to 'battalions' instead, the number can be significantly less than actual, but you won't be lying.

 And I had the honor of serving as White House chief of staff to President Ford, and that experience shapes my own outlook to this very day.

Serving immediately after a period of turmoil, all of us in the Ford administration worked hard to restore people's confidence in government. We were adamant about following the law and protecting civil liberties of all Americans, and we did so.

Three decades later, I work for a president who shares those same values.

He has made clear from the outset, both publicly and privately, that our duty to uphold the law of the land admits no exceptions in wartime.

The president himself put it best. He said, "We are in a fight for our principles, and our first responsibility is to live by them." snip

aaack, I can't even respond to this except to say...have you ever seen such a whopper in print?

Transcript: Vice President Cheney Speaks to The American Israel Public Affairs Committee 2006 Policy Conference

Office of the White House Press Secretary
Tuesday, March 7, 2006; 12:57 PM

A functioning democracy requires institutions that endure beyond a single vote. Democracy requires the protection of minority rights, religious liberty, equality before the law, freedom of expression, and an inclusive society in which every person belongs. And those who win elections have a duty to nurture institutions and laws that serve the peaceful aspirations of their people.

For one thing, it's hard to claim that you get lasting stability and peace by denying people a voice in their own government. In fact, the denial of legitimate means of expressing dissent is one of the causes of extremism in the Middle East. snip

OK, I apologize...this is the Moby Dick of whoppers

An alternative to democratic rule is command and control by a tiny elite. snip

Yah, we get this in spades, Dick, & we're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it anymore.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the basic truths of the world we live in today is that George W. Bush is a man of his word. snip

What's bigger than a whopper & the Moby Dick of whoppers?  The mother of all whoppers?

Indeed, the whole world can see the change, and the rising hope in places like Lebanon. snip

Sigh

Five years ago, many would have found it hard to imagine that all these changes were on the way. And, obviously, they did not just happen. Because we've been willing to act on our convictions, we live in a better world today.

My anger has now been reduced to tears

June 19 (Bloomberg)<<2006>> -- Vice President Dick Cheney said that while the administration underestimated the strength of anti- American violence in Iraq, he still believes the insurgency is in its ``last throes,'' as he asserted last year.

``I don't think anybody anticipated the level of violence we encountered,'' Cheney said in a question-and-answer session following a speech today at the National Press Club in Washington. snip

Asked if he still believed the insurgency was in its final throes, as he said in a CNN interview on May 31, 2005, Cheney said, ``I do.'' He cited election of an interim government, a constitutional referendum and parliamentary elections in December that established a unity government as evidence the insurgency is being pushed to the margins. snip

Still, Cheney said, that is the ``period that we'll be able to look at and say: That's when we turned the corner, that's when we began to get a handle on the long-term future of Iraq.''

Last Updated: June 19, 2006 15:07 EDT

O.M.G.

We're going to continue throwing their own words back at them

Let's pile it on, people!

 

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  •  Nice collection... (2+ / 0-)

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    pattisigh, phoenixdreamz

    And I've done this a time or two myself.  If nothing else, it lets me vent a bit.

    Unfortunately, I think you're preaching to the choir, as it were -- almost anyone here knows these whoppers already!  More importantly, we need to be sure that the "MSM" folks get the cajones to ask the tough questions, at least during those few unscripted moments with the Bumbler-in-Chief.  We're seeing some signs of this in the press lately, just need to encourage it and make sure that everyone else in the electorate really understands just how naked this emperor is.

    •  msm (0+ / 0-)

      You're right Fish, but sometimes you just have to vent & I want to remain hopeful that cajones will appear in the msm.  You know that this administration has always subscribed to the school of "if you keep repeating it over and over"...

      If one or more of them (msm) peek in here from time to time and see these whoppers over and over, maybe they'll actually do some research & get pissed off enough to call Bush & Cheney to task.

      One can only hope.

  •  As the Song Says.... (0+ / 0-)

    "Don't Back Down!!!"

  •  Let's toss in Lynne Cheney's words, too: (0+ / 0-)

    "This is a bad man! This is a bad man!"

    As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

    by ticket punch on Sat Aug 12, 2006 at 12:28:56 PM PDT

  •  It would make a great ad (0+ / 0-)

    to have him on video making these statements, and intersperse them with that Jon Lovitz character from SNL Tommy Flanagan who used to make up all those ridiculous lies.
    Tommy Flanagan the Pathological Liar

    McCain's 3AM ad is really a Flomax commercial.

    by jhecht on Sat Aug 12, 2006 at 12:33:11 PM PDT

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